How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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WNBA

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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