- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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