What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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why does the man appear fat he is

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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