- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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