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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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