- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

what is 3+3= 8

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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