- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

it was all Tagart

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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