What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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