- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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