- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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