Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Trump will make America great again.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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