What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Women's rights

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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