- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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