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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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