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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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