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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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