- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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