A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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