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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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