- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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