- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

I don't believe in giraffes.

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