What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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