I don't believe in giraffes.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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