- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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