- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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