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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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