- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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