Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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