Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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