Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

dyslexics of the world untie!

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

What's big and long? My dick.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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