- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

An Asian with a big dick.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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