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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A miserable man committed suicide.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

A black man walks out of a police station

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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