- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who invented apple? God

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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