- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

yolo your orange looks orange

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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