- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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