A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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