- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call your mom? Mom

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

whats my name? Matt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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