- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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