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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Your mom.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

AIDS

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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