- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

get in the car.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Neither did she.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

kennah campion when she talks

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