A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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WARNING!: THIS JOKE MAY BE OFFENSIVE::: three mexicans wanted to cross the united states borders when they were greeted by a border guard with a gun. the guard tells the three mexicans that if they wanted to pass the border, they will have to do as he says, to which the 3 of them agrees. the guard tells them to go gather a pair of fruits, so like that each of them went their own way to go get some fruits. the first mexican came back with a pair of apples. The guard orders him to stick both of them up his ass and if he makes a sound, the guard will kill him. The mexican obeys and sticks the apple halfway when he screamed. the guard killed him. The second mexican came back with a pair of cherries. The guard ordered the same thing and told him the same thing. the second mexican made 1 cherry and a half when he giggled. So he died also. when he got to heaven, he meets the first mexican. to which the 1st mexican asks, "why did you laugh? that was so easy!" and the 2nd mexican responded, "i giggled because i saw the third mexican coming with a pair of water melons."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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what's black and can't swim?

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Sam Hengal.

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