- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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