- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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