- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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