How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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How do you end a sentence

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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