- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What does water taste like? Water

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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