roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Stephen Hawking

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Horse.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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