Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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