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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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