- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Make me famous

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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